smoothassatan:
Ruthlessly beaten just like a newborn baby seal.
I hope one of them was named The Bass
so I can drop them.
Is Perry signing me up for a threesome?
o__o
Whuuu?
medicalpanda started following you
blackwidows—bite:
Hello there, I don’t think we’ve met yet. I’m Natasha Romanova.
It’s a pleasure to meet you, Miss Natasha. I’m Peter.
mrplatyson:
Obviously.
Excellent. Meet me in the garden.
mrplatyson:
That’s like asking if I need water to live. .-.
Yes?
How about frozen coconut?
mrplatyson:
I’m always ready to eat, Peter. Always.
Do you like coconut?
